I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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