Plan B is the new Plan A
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Randomize
