Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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