once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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