Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We left an ass print on the piano.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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