Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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