I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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