youre lurking in front of me
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
too bad you live with your parents still
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
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my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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