is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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