The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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