So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Someone signed my nipple.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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