it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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