I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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