We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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