Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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