We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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