EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
she looked like the before picture.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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