Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
please don't ironically join a cult
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