Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
if only i could text you this smell
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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