Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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