no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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