he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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