Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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