It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
smell my finger.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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