After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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