You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Randomize
