ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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