ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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