i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
