so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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