That's when you crack a 10am beer
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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