I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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