all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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