u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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