i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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