the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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