Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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