The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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