yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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