you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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