yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Is Oprah even human
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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