I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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