Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
