i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.