someone threw a dead crab at me
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
21 Millennials Confess The Most Awkward Way Someone Has Tried Hitting On Them
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it