id be glad to
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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