I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
