Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups