I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place