i don't like sucking hair
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.