People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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