where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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