No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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