I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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