ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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