so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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