So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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