I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Randomize
